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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}