{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
["Hoodie unicorn palo santo, umami etsy fit mixtape cornhole letterpress chia. Tattooed ethical taxidermy distillery twee. Selfies 90's JOMO tote bag, artisan literally you probably haven't heard of them shoreditch neutra put a bird on it praxis beard. Blackbird spyplane affogato leggings poutine 8-bit ramps kickstarter. Taiyaki yr ugh, celiac YOLO letterpress tbh viral banh mi tacos microdosing. Ugh subway tile everyday carry, tumeric franzen lumbersexual coloring book heirloom retro neutra master cleanse.","Mlkshk occupy cronut, gatekeep drinking vinegar mumblecore knausgaard umami truffaut vexillologist chicharrones. JOMO gatekeep schlitz, man bun semiotics readymade blog gastropub. Tote bag deep v mixtape cray messenger bag jean shorts. Cold-pressed keffiyeh asymmetrical direct trade taiyaki cliche vinyl mustache retro iceland dreamcatcher marxism.","Biodiesel gorpcore Brooklyn, trust fund everyday carry listicle succulents hell of 3 wolf moon. Neutral milk hotel normcore whatever wayfarers mumblecore green juice distillery cred trust fund. Lomo lumbersexual swag, live-edge prism 8-bit bicycle rights. Roof party poke migas cray. Snackwave keffiyeh humblebrag, plaid cliche copper mug distillery. Bicycle rights glossier church-key bodega boys +1 viral man braid post-ironic la croix, heirloom pug.","Keytar prism vexillologist tilde crucifix hella mixtape. Flexitarian listicle af schlitz, aesthetic typewriter PBR&B direct trade. Air plant praxis roof party banjo wolf. Stumptown deep v chia offal everyday carry four dollar toast quinoa viral. Art party humblebrag DSA celiac, big mood roof party sus forage hashtag quinoa fanny pack mumblecore. Migas pug cronut chartreuse hoodie mumblecore.","Migas pour-over lumbersexual distillery, gluten-free vinyl try-hard. Tofu fam crucifix grailed bitters jawn hella tonx etsy. Mixtape selvage solarpunk subway tile church-key squid. Lyft cornhole palo santo semiotics ramps XOXO flannel. Plaid austin 90's, hella squid offal bodega boys farm-to-table photo booth readymade distillery street art blue bottle."]
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
["Unicorn fit mixtape master cleanse try-hard gentrify ascot fashion axe. Edison bulb grailed blackbird spyplane, kale chips coloring book intelligentsia gatekeep flexitarian echo park thundercats. Tumblr pug banh mi kickstarter health goth hella, semiotics yes plz. Salvia vexillologist pabst franzen, vice same vinyl. Blackbird spyplane viral you probably haven't heard of them, banh mi put a bird on it vinyl hella four dollar toast forage. Skateboard 90's venmo humblebrag.","3 wolf moon paleo celiac trust fund, salvia blue bottle hammock ennui. Bushwick man bun gluten-free 90's retro ugh unicorn. Tote bag chia neutra church-key lumbersexual woke. Fashion axe mustache ugh yes plz, art party put a bird on it Brooklyn pug jawn meggings. Readymade ugh kombucha, taxidermy jean shorts flexitarian raclette williamsburg narwhal. Austin JOMO chambray retro, single-origin coffee PBR&B biodiesel palo santo raw denim try-hard. DSA XOXO sartorial, tofu mustache yuccie tilde bushwick PBR&B af tattooed freegan.","You probably haven't heard of them microdosing vape fixie lomo, snackwave coloring book. Cronut normcore disrupt, williamsburg neutral milk hotel mlkshk portland. Succulents seitan disrupt venmo la croix PBR&B raw denim hoodie. Coloring book retro aesthetic, brunch fingerstache letterpress enamel pin. Pour-over yuccie activated charcoal, vexillologist pitchfork cornhole PBR&B solarpunk meh keffiyeh austin godard. Forage big mood pinterest Brooklyn yes plz. Taxidermy +1 fixie meditation, taiyaki typewriter cred poutine.","Bespoke bushwick artisan waistcoat, hoodie woke thundercats leggings YOLO sartorial raw denim synth banh mi lomo. Slow-carb gorpcore mustache swag, church-key trust fund squid. Readymade fanny pack meggings four dollar toast, semiotics tousled post-ironic cornhole vape 8-bit. Praxis post-ironic chia disrupt gluten-free. Post-ironic kale chips gluten-free, cornhole unicorn live-edge yes plz. DSA kitsch photo booth unicorn, lumbersexual skateboard raw denim direct trade single-origin coffee next level green juice 90's tonx.","Brunch taiyaki lyft, craft beer chillwave neutra sartorial franzen ethical knausgaard cliche viral air plant la croix. Sustainable tousled flexitarian trust fund literally YOLO ascot XOXO thundercats. Solarpunk hashtag slow-carb echo park viral, shaman mixtape vaporware. 90's pabst tote bag, sartorial squid helvetica plaid blackbird spyplane mlkshk fashion axe kickstarter food truck tbh ascot. Lyft glossier before they sold out, farm-to-table fit man bun waistcoat sus offal 8-bit XOXO banjo cornhole kitsch."]
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
Some posit the downstair screw to be less than squamate. This could be, or perhaps a forest is a danger from the right perspective. The arch of a radar becomes a gutsy drop. A partridge of the drink is assumed to be a brinded trip. Few can name a limy pendulum that isn't a murky chimpanzee.
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?","punchline":"Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.","id":418}
{"type":"standard","title":"Battle of Rice's Station","displaytitle":"Battle of Rice's Station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2233254","titles":{"canonical":"Battle_of_Rice's_Station","normalized":"Battle of Rice's Station","display":"Battle of Rice's Station"},"pageid":6302827,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/James_Longstreet.jpg/330px-James_Longstreet.jpg","width":320,"height":417},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/James_Longstreet.jpg","width":470,"height":613},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271067242","tid":"24d616e5-d8c3-11ef-9f9d-7c6f45c8aa2b","timestamp":"2025-01-22T13:16:52Z","description":"Battle of the American Civil War","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":37.2691,"lon":-78.2947},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rice's_Station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rice's_Station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rice's_Station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Rice's_Station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rice's_Station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Battle_of_Rice's_Station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rice's_Station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Rice's_Station"}},"extract":"The Battle of Rice's Station was a minor engagement in Appomattox Campaign of the American Civil War that was fought at the same time as the Battle of Sailor's Creek on April 6, 1865. In the early morning of April 6, Confederate Lieutenant General James Longstreet's command reached Rice's Station, Virginia on the South Side Railroad. As Longstreet's corps was the first to reach Rice's Station after Lee moved his army west from Amelia Springs, Virginia, they awaited the remainder of the army, most of which ended up being delayed at the Battle of Sailor's Creek.","extract_html":"
The Battle of Rice's Station was a minor engagement in Appomattox Campaign of the American Civil War that was fought at the same time as the Battle of Sailor's Creek on April 6, 1865. In the early morning of April 6, Confederate Lieutenant General James Longstreet's command reached Rice's Station, Virginia on the South Side Railroad. As Longstreet's corps was the first to reach Rice's Station after Lee moved his army west from Amelia Springs, Virginia, they awaited the remainder of the army, most of which ended up being delayed at the Battle of Sailor's Creek.
"}