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Diante do Trono is the first album in the live praise and worship series of contemporary worship music by Diante do Trono.
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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